Resolutions update

A couple of friends have asked how my resolutions are going. I felt a bit silly for posting them here, but I did it so I couldn’t easily give up on them. So here’s an update.

* Driving to Germany with Steve and Vincent in August …
Hooray, we did this! The three of us drove to France, Belgium and the Netherlands too. We stayed (appropriately, some would say) in a converted pigsty in Heinsberg, west Germany. (I’m doing it a disservice – it’s beautifully converted.) We camped for a long weekend in the Belgian Ardennes; introduced Vincent to Nutella (and Nutella to Vincent – it even found its way into his ears); swam in lidos, and fell in love with chic Maastricht thanks to a personal recommendation from Mick Jagger. (Well, the Mick Jagger of Dutch tribute act The Stolling Rones, but he was every bit as rock’n’roll as the real Mick, if the real Mick were to be found washing his pots at a family campsite in Spa.)

Vincent's first taste of Nutella

* … and looking for family travel blogs I can guest-post for 
I haven’t done this. Guest posts are brilliant for boosting one’s profile and building linkbacks, but my hours and brain are filled up with Vincent and Good As Gold. There really isn’t much space for anything else at the moment.

Colouring crayons

* Writing the first few thousand words of what I hope will be a full-length manuscript about how motherhood clips your wings – and my journey to overcoming this
I’m on Chapter 3. Still noodling.

* Looking for funding for a very big adventure for summer 2014
This is on hold. We’ve booked a trip to Paris for early July but the rest of the summer will be dedicated to my next project …

* Waiting to hear about the future of a guidebook I’ve pitched
This is going ahead! I’m not sure how much I should say about it yet, but the editor asked for my initial idea to be re-pitched as two books. The first will be published in March 2016. I won’t have to compromise on family life as Vincent and Steve are accompanying me on most of my research trips. I look forward to sharing more news with you here, as well as my love for, and growing knowledge of, the destinations.

* Drafting an essay for a rather daunting travel-writing competition, just for the hell of it
I did this, and was happy with the result, but my piece didn’t get anywhere. Ah well … I’ll try again this year.

* Buying us a big tent (it has to be huge: “We need to zip Vincent into his own room because he snores too much” – Steve)
Done! See above. Vincent loved camping … he took run-ups at the canvas walls and bounced backwards in snorts of laughter; studied the beetles that crept under our flysheet; found joy in madly waving a torch into the darkness. Whole days spent in the fresh air made him so tired that he slept for 13 hours each night. As any parent will tell you, that feels amaa-zing!

Vincent in the tent

* Planning for us to fly somewhere in October – maybe Italy – just to say Vincent’s been on a plane
In October we had lots of renovation work carried out on our Little Donkey house and were too broke to travel far. Instead we escaped for the half-term week to heavenly Honeysuckle Cottage in Hutton Rudby, North Yorkshire, which was just the holiday we needed.

Vincent experienced his first flight in between Christmas and new year, when the three of us flew to Amsterdam for a few days. It was a cop-out journey – less than 30 minutes’ flying from Norwich – but Vincent chattered happily through the trip which gave me hope for future journeys.

I met up with a friend I hadn’t seen in ten years. While our children fought over Toot Toot Vehicles (I found the battery-operated singing much less irritating in Dutch), lovely Elvira and I reminisced on our month spent backpacking, camping and carousing in Australia, 2001. I’m really looking forward to seeing Elvira again, even more so now we have small boys and work-juggling in common.

* Applying to be a Yahoo! UK contributor and writing about parenting and travel
I was accepted by Yahoo! UK, which was great, but I haven’t found any of the assignments relevant to me yet.

* Looking for a home for my unpublished book, Love On A Third Class Ticket
Nope, this is still gathering dust under the bed.

* Pitching story ideas to editors based on a wonderful-sounding press trip I’ve been offered
I looked into publications I could approach but the tourist board in question has already done a sterling job at gaining coverage in the UK national papers, none of which will feature the same destination for several years now. Most regional and local papers seem to have stopped commissioning, due to an unfortunate decline in budgets and, in one case, a change in pagination meaning less space for colour images (which are almost essential for travel pieces). I should persist with the pitching, but I also know that my going away for a week would make life harder for at least four other people … not because they’d miss me (although Vincent would be utterly baffled; I’m not ready to leave his sleepy head behind either) but because they’d have to pick up all my daily duties.

* Tinkering, when I’m stuck with travel, with a novel set in Cromer and a couple of travel-inspired poems
I return to the novel sometimes but I’m not sure my poetry will ever be ready to see the light of day.

More soon! x

Camping - Steve and Vincent

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Feature on Norfolk in Real Family Travel

I’ve got a feature in August 2013′s special coastal edition of Real Family Travel, the brilliant iPad magazine based in the US.

Real Family Travel_August 2013

My piece is on five magical things to do with your family in Norfolk, England. You can subscribe to the magazine via or download a PDF of my article here.

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The travel writer who doesn’t travel. Or write.

This is not going to be me! It could be me … Vincent has reached that challenging age where everything must be climbed, poked, squished or thrown. Steve’s in the thick of his MA dissertation. Our Little Donkey house (which isn’t safe for a climbing, poking, squishing, throwing toddler) needs TLC and I’m building up my copywriting workload again to help its plodding. By day I’m a full-time mum – and I’m tired.

It would be Show you the worldeasy to hide behind Vincent, using the chaos of family life as an excuse to stop writing. Several wiser, more experienced travel writers have told me not to worry about my career in these early years. The travel editor of a national newspaper said he doesn’t want family trip pitches from me until Vincent is at least five and an interesting travelling companion in the eyes of readers: “Babies are, to be brutally honest, boring”. Yep, I do get that.

For several reasons we haven’t travelled as much as I hoped we would in the first 16 months of Vincent’s life. I’ve resorted to writing about bus encounters and breastfeeding in public. But I’m savouring every day with him, painfully aware that these days are finite when he is small enough to clamber into my lap for a story; that a snail or a helicopter or a fluttering leaf will only be fascinating to him for a few more flips of our kitchen calendar.

But I can’t not write. I’m not me when I’m not writing. And I feel as though I need to travel too; I would be lying if I said walking loops of the local park was sating my wanderlust, even when my small companion has an infectious enthusiasm for squirrel spotting. I know I’m not the only person who feels as though their dreams are on hold since becoming a parent.

But why should dreams get put on hold? Poor dreams. My happily ever after has already begun – in the form of Steve and Vincent – so I’d be mad to sit around until the house is finished or our family is complete or Vincent’s at school or we have more money or or or or or or … well, procrastination is a fast pass to a wasted life.

So I’ve realised I need to work much harder at combining my love for my family with my love for writing and travel. I want us to go places and Vincent to have an extraordinary childhood, but it’s up to me to make that happen. I’m writing, it’s true, but writing alone doesn’t get you beyond your own four walls (even if it takes your imagination on a flight). I need to venture out of my cosy life and bang on doors and ask for things. And I’m useless at that. Bloody hopeless.

To get anything done – in general but even more so while I’m caught up in the day-to-day rigours of early motherhood – I need to commit my plans to the written word. (Admittedly this usually only extends to scribbling window measurements on the backs of envelopes and annotating recipes I’d like to try.) So I thought I should document here what I’m working on at the moment so, when anyone asks me how I’m getting on, I can’t mutter something about noodling around with a new idea. I must give them specifics.

Deep breath.

I am …

* Driving to Germany with Steve and Vincent in August and looking for family travel blogs I can guest-post for
* Writing the first few thousand words of what I hope will be a full-length manuscript about how motherhood clips your wings – and my journey to overcoming this
* Looking for funding for a very big adventure for summer 2014
* Waiting to hear about the future of a guidebook I’ve pitched (which got a positive reception but will depend on publishing-related decisions beyond my control)
* Drafting an essay for a rather daunting travel-writing competition, just for the hell of it
* Buying us a big tent (it has to be huge: “We need to zip Vincent into his own room because he snores too much” – Steve)
* Planning for us to fly somewhere in October – maybe Italy – just to say Vincent’s been on a plane
* Applying to be a Yahoo! UK contributor and writing about parenting and travel
* Looking for a home for my unpublished book, Love On A Third Class Ticket (I’ve had interest from two publishers who both ultimately decided it was not commercial enough … I’m told this is encouragement to continue with submissions?)
* Pitching story ideas to editors based on a wonderful-sounding press trip I’ve been offered
* Tinkering, when I’m stuck with travel, with a novel set in Cromer and a couple of travel-inspired poems (although I can’t shake my perception of poetry carrying a fine line between ‘Hmmm, OK’ and ‘wanky’ so I might never share the latter).

Please nag me, bug me, bust my balls about how the above projects are going. Give me a metaphorical kick up the bum. I’m ready! x

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Pas-de-Calais: a cheat’s holiday

For my birthday in October Steve booked us a week’s holiday in a cottage in a rural French village called Tortefontaine, just over an hour’s drive from the ferry terminal at Calais.

Until then, the very name Calais conjured up for me memories of a miserable booze cruise, drizzle, catching a cold, and more drizzle. The only reason I’d known I was in France: the service-station waiter had picked his nose over congealed frites rather than soggy chips.

But in Steve I trust and, sure enough, I found the Pas-de-Calais region charming. Farmyards clomped across by mamies in wellies and hitched-up skirts, fallow autumn fields stretched out as invitingly as picnic blankets, and hamlets watched over by models of Jesus on a crucifix.

Jesus outside Carrefour Another Jesus Jesus on a crucifix, in a hedge

Here is Jesus again Jesus again Jesus at twilight

It was definitely not England and yet it felt like a cheat’s holiday; so easy to reach even with a little man in tow. The driving was laidback, with few other motorists around.

Crazy driver

Driving in Pas-de-Calais

The ferry crossing had been smooth. We waved at seagulls and Vincent clucked at passing women until they dutifully admired his fluffy hair and two teeth. I don’t know when to break it to him that girls will not always be so readily impressed, especially not chic European ones.

Primrose Cottage was cosy, pretty and immaculately clean. Apart from a washing machine (holidays are too precious to spend in launderettes, I think), the only amenity I missed was a bath. Showering with an eight-month-old in your arms is like trying to shower while holding a slippery pike. A screeching, red, 19lb pike with kicking legs.

Birthday welcome at Primrose Cottage

Upstairs at Primrose Cottage

Vincent laughing

But while he may hate showers, at least Vincent is too small to have developed coulrophobia …

Clown in the cottage

We didn’t need the baby monitor because we could hear every shuffle and snuffle Vincent made upstairs in his cot. The downside was that he could hear Steve and me too, scoffing crisps and drinking wine after he’d gone to bed. We watched subtitled films so we could keep the volume low; two of my favourite films of the past few years happen to be French (I’ve Loved You So Long and Tell No One) so this didn’t feel like doing homework on holiday.

The nearest commune (official town) to Tortefontaine is Hesdin (pronounced Ey-dan), with its Renaissance-style grand town hall, Thursday market and dusty bistros made stuffy from bar to bidet by old men in flat caps and corduroys. One of whom had the cheek to approach Steve while feeding Vincent his bottle and mime an embarrassingly graphic enquiry as to why I wasn’t breastfeeding. There was an inviting-looking frite van in the central square (Place d’Armes) but to Steve’s disappointment we never managed to be there when it was open.

Vincent in Hesdin

A joke with Daddy

We made day trips to the graceful walled town of Montreuil-sur-Mer (ten miles inland, despite its name) and the seaside resorts of Le Touquet and Berck which, even when wind-blown in the autumn and empty of tourists, retained a certain elegance thanks to soft expanses of beach and wide avenues lined with chocolate shops, icecream parlours and upmarket bars.


Vincent in pushchair

Street in Montreuil-sur-Mer

Le Touquet

Café Leffe in Le Touquet was especially baby-friendly; while Steve tucked into a bowl of mussels steamed in white wine and I tore chunks from my woodfired pizza, the waiter entertained Vincent with funny faces and, unprompted, washed up his bowl, spoon and bib at the end of our dinner.

At Cafe Leffe in Le Touquet

Le Touquet after dark

During this holiday I became a lot less precious about making all of Vincent’s meals from scratch. Ready-made baby food felt easier and safer to serve during long days out and – amusingly – he preferred much of it to my cooking.

Lunch in Le Touquet

Baby self-feeding

While returning from Le Touquet we got stuck down a narrow farm track in soupe de fog. It would have felt like an adventure but, with a tired baby in the back of the car and less than a hand’s span of visibility out the front, I got nervous. I felt guilty. We crawled for over 40 minutes until two combine harvesters emerged from the gloom and flooded the night with light, unintentionally escorting us almost all the way to Primrose Cottage.

We also visited Lille, just under two hours’ drive away, where classy shops and patisserie windows piled rainbow-high with shiny macaroons temporarily sated my yen to return to Paris. I couldn’t resist buying Vincent a soft bowling set shaped like the trippy Barbapapa characters I’d loved as a tot, although I’ve hidden them away until he passes this current stage of gnawing everything he lays his hands on. Barbapapa, Barbamama and their brightly coloured Barbababies do look especially tasty. More age-appropriate for now is Sophie la Girafe, that famous teething toy whom I picked up in Carrefour for only eight euros. I suspect she will be chewed and squeaked and loved long after her spots have rubbed off.

In Lille we found a great place to eat: Chez la Vieille with its earthy cooking aromas and provincial cluttered decor served the local speciality that Steve had been hankering after: Carbonnade à la Flamande or beef cooked in Flemish beer and gingerbread. I ate a tart made with Maroilles, the local cows’ milk cheese that reeked like dog poo when we’d bought it ourselves but was transformed here into a pungent, rich warm flan filling. Vincent tried – and dropped – his first frite. The manager had been fast to find him a highchair and us a space to park his buggy in the cramped bar.

Lunch at Chez la Vieille

Nord Pas-de-Calais isn’t blessed with the sunshine and vineyards of southern France, it’s true, but its clean white sands, genteel towns and hearty, Flemish-inspired food and beer left me puzzled as to why so many Brits zoom through it en route to better-known destinations. If you have a little one and fancy holidaying overseas without flying or undertaking a painfully long drive, I definitely recommend a week of cheating.

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Three travel articles in Motherhood magazine

I’m delighted to have been commissioned by Motherhood magazine to write three articles for its ‘Travel with Kids Guide’ this month – about flying in pregnancy and holidays with small children. Did you know all Singapore Airlines’ cabin crew are trained to help deliver babies? I found out some other interesting things while researching these features: take a look at my published work page

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Herefordshire with a babe in arms

Me, my husband and our baby on a self-catering week in Aylton, near Ledbury. It wasn’t the most ambitious of holidays. One of the leaflets in our rented cottage was for the Birmingham Botanical Gardens … less than five miles from our house. Steve and I joked about popping home for a cheap day out.

But Herefordshire was radiant after a record-breakingly rainy July; hedgerows sang with foxgloves and wiry lupins, and the orchards were fecund with apples and pears. This is the land of honesty boxes: eggs, jam, perennial plants and runner beans may be picked up for pence – unless you’re enjoying the Roman roads too much to stop. Steve sang along to the radio. Vincent discovered happy screeching and cut a milk tooth. I felt my tiredness lifting.

The Kiln, a converted oasthouse, is part of White House Cottages, run by Marianne and Nick Hills. It felt strangely fun to lie in bed at night and imagine the furnace that once blazed there. Upstairs in what is now a cosy living area and kitchen, hops would have been dried, ready for brewing.

Marianne and Nick have thought of everything – The Kiln even has kitchen scales, mixing bowl and a loaf tin, should you feel inclined to bake a cake. (I preferred curling up in an armchair under the sloping ceiling with a glass of wine and the Olympics on the telly.) A cot and highchair are available on request and there’s a communal laundry room with tumble dryer.

The Kiln may not be ideal for an older child or even a baby on the move – you’d probably need a stairgate and would have to be cooped up in one bedroom together. Although a gleeful entry in the visitors’ book said:

“It was calld the Kiln and I went down stairs to bed! Love Owyn, aged 6.”

Aylton is a rural hamlet, so a car is almost essential for this holiday. Aylton church, with origins in the 12th century, is always open and, unsurprisingly, contains no obvious reference to the spooky story told by Rupert Matthews in Haunted Herefordshire.

Matthews states, without apparent doubt, that the churchyard is haunted by the ghost of one 14-year-old Emma Foulger, whose body was presumed stolen by resurrectionists: “macabre villains” who sold freshly buried corpses to unscrupulous doctors for anatomy studies.

Bearing in mind many of mine and Steve’s usual holiday activities – long walks, tipsy picnics, galleries, pubs and restaurants – are out now we have Vincent, here are my Herefordshire (and Welsh border) heroes …

* Ross on Wheels: a buggy-friendly walk around Ross-on-Wye, devised by Sam Phillips of Ross Ramblers

* The Court Café at the genteel Broadfield Court, home of Bodenham English Wines

* Old Grove cider tasting and homemade scones at CJ’s Old Grove Farm Shop

* Scrumptious and generously sized cakes made by Audrey at The Hop Pocket craft centre

* Veggie scotch eggs from the Handmade Scotch Egg Company (check for stockists)

* The delightfully cluttered Old Stable Tea Rooms in Hay-on-Wye (and their homemade Chef on the Run Strawberry & Rose Jam)

* The cavernous Hay Cinema Bookshop

* Once Upon a Tree cider from Dragon Orchard – I liked Putley Gold 2010

* Baby-friendly dining at The Trumpet Inn (there’s a campsite if you’re less encumbered than we were)

* The airy and welcoming (much like a fanfare!) Trumpet Corner Art Studios and Tea Room

* Tea and brownies at The Pocket Bakery in Monmouth

* Picnicking at Queenswood Country Park

* The black and white buildings of Eardisland – a pixel-perfect English village.


Steve’s just sent away for Vincent’s first passport, so perhaps we’ll be more intrepid next time. But sometimes, as a new parent, just to escape is all the adventure you need.

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Searching for Shuttle: whale-watching in Nova Scotia

As the Mega Nova fishing boat carries me and a dozen other hopeful whale-watchers into the Bay of Fundy, our chance of seeing whales feels slim. Brier Island, where we boarded, has been snarled in fog since the evening before. The narrow stretch of water left visible by the low-hanging sky looks grey and impenetrable, the crosswinds skimming over it creating hatchet lines.

If I were a whale I’d choose a day like today for moping about in the murky fathoms, rather than performing for a boatload of tourists.

Not that performing comes into it. My hosts at Brier Island Whale and Seabird Cruises Ltd conduct marine research in the bay, recording the behaviour of sealife and making their findings available worldwide. We are there to observe, not harass, and any close encounters will be at the discretion of the whales. Even the Mega Nova is named in their honour: megaptera novaeangliae is the scientific term for a humpback whale, meaning ‘big-winged New Englander’.

I’m already in love with Nova Scotia; its foggy mornings, torn coastlines pinned by lighthouses, and cultural diversity shaped by the native Mi’kmaq people and settlers from France, Ireland, Scotland, Germany and New England. I’ve had a wonder-filled trip so far: digging for clams, learning about shipwrecks and exploring the UNESCO town of Lunenburg.

So although my enjoyment of the week doesn’t depend on seeing a whale, it would complete the experience. Sometimes they swim under the boat, I have heard. Sometimes they get so close you can smell their fishy breath.

Harold Graham, the owner of the company and our cruise captain, is optimistic.

“We always see whales – we’ll find some,” he tells me from the helm of the Mega Nova. He would know: Harold has been running whale-watching tours for 27 years, navigating the Fundy waters for many more. In the winter, when the whales migrate to the warmer shores of the Dominican Republic, Harold is a lobster fisherman. I think I can guess which role he prefers.

“This is more like a hobby to me. It’s lots of fun and it’s nice to see the whales coming back every year.”

Showing me computers tracking the depth of the seabed and our position in the bay, Harold says he is looking in particular for a humpback whale named Shuttle, so called because of the rocket-shaped markings on the underside of her tail.

“Last year she was here with a calf, so we’re just waiting to see her this time and make sure she returns.”

A finalist in the New7Wonders of Nature, the Bay of Fundy between Nova Scotia and New Brunswick has the highest tides in the world. One hundred billion tonnes of seawater flow in and out twice each day, bringing nutrients to the surface and encouraging the productivity of plankton and, in turn, mackerel and herring. This makes the bay an attractive summer playground for whales, dolphins and porpoises to feed and breed – and an ideal place for us to spot them.

The marine life extends up and out of the ocean too, to migratory birds flitting at the water for its plentiful supply of fish.

“Anyone interested in birds?” asks Shelley Barnaby, the chief naturalist on board. Two boys turn up their noses: “Oh my god, no!” says the elder. Their mother looks indulgently on, telling Shelley the youngest had been studying whales at school. He nods in agreement: “I know everything about them now”.

But I’m interested in the birds. During the cruise we’ll sight puffins, greater shearwaters darting at the surface for food, and gull-like northern fulmars which Shelley says throw up when frightened. At this the boys show a little more enthusiasm, baring their teeth out to sea and growling.

As the Mega Nova powers further out of the bay, the fog lifts, the sun emerges from its grey pall and people start tying their coats and jumpers around their waists. The calmer waters are black-blue now, instead of their earlier charcoal. Having heard via a radio to another cruise boat that there are whales in the vicinity, Harold drops the engine so we can drift quietly for a while, the atmosphere tense as we listen for the slapping of flukes or the booming of a lobtailing humpback.

Suddenly: “On the right side,” says Shelley, grabbing her camera, and we scramble in the direction of her pointing finger. The younger boy bowls over to the edge of the boat, knocking people out of his path. The other boat is bobbing on the water about 30 metres away, and I hear the delighted cries from its passengers before I see them myself: three humpback whales gently surfacing in near synchronicity. It is hard to believe their enormous sleek dark bodies are real; their dorsal fins jutting out of the water like animatronics from a monster movie.

Several of our passengers shunt up the metal ladder to the top deck for a better view. I’m not surprised to see that the youngest boy is one of them; nor should I be surprised to hear a breathy blow from a whistle above.

“Please don’t do that – the captain will think you’re in trouble,” calls one of the crew members kindly.

The other boy, below deck, having upended himself into a coolbox of food supplied by his parents, is leaning over the side of the boat, cramming a sandwich into his mouth.

“Those three whales were Flash, Tusk and Urik,” Shelley says, having photographed and reviewed their tail markings. “They were logging, which means sleeping”.

Seeing the humpbacks has made my day, but there are more cetaceans to meet, more gasps of joy to be elicited from the Mega Nova. During the three-hour cruise we also encounter porpoises and, briefly, fin whales, nicknamed ‘greyhounds of the sea’ because of their speed and streamlined shape. We spy a humpback whale called Churchill (who got his name from the V-shaped notch in his tail) and Vibes, accompanied by her calf.

By far our most spectacular sighting is of Lewkos, though, a humpback whale who swims close to the boat near the ocean’s surface and gracefully flips up her flukes as she dives, droplets of saltwater cascading from her body as she honours us with a perfect view of the underside of her tail. One of the biologists tells me later that humpbacks’ tails are graded by intensity from white to black and Lewkos’s bright flukes had inspired her name (lewko means ‘white’ in Greek).

But still no Shuttle.

The elder brother, recovering from a bout of seasickness – perhaps intensified by his sandwich cramming – stands next to me and leans casually on the rail.

“Come on, when do you think we’re going in?” he asks. “We’ve been out here, like, hours.”

He is pale and I feel sympathetic. Although the waters are calmer than earlier, the irregular loppiness of the boat is making me feel queasy too and I’m hanging on to my breakfast thanks to salted crackers pocketed the night before at the Brier Island Lodge. I could watch whales all day, but my sea legs are ready for land.

I am disappointed not to have seen Shuttle. I have to remind myself that the Bay of Fundy is a natural wonder, not a theme park, and whales come and go in their own sweet time.

But a few weeks later, as Brier Island Whale and Seabird Cruises enters its 25th-anniversary year, an update appears on Facebook. The bay had been “flat calm” one day, it seemed, and not only had the crew added two new mother-and-calf pairs to its list of whales, but Shuttle had been spotted in amongst the waves.

I hope Harold is at the helm of the Mega Nova today, and even happier than ever in his work.

Take a look at, and

Whales in the Bay of Fundy

Image courtesy of Brier Island Whale and Seabird Cruises.

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